I've got a guy, I like him fine But he takes me for granted all of the time To teach him a lesson and make him mad I went out on a date with the best friend he had That made him mad boy, hot dog, that made him mad And he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again Oh, late last night when I came in, he demanded to know just where I'd been But I really put him right in his place Instead of an answer, I laughed in his face That made him mad boy, hot dog, that made him mad So he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again He said my heart is on my sleeve, and if I didn't change that he would leave
Well, you shoulda seen him, was his face red When I laughed and told him just go right ahead That made him mad boy, hot dog, that made him mad So he hugged me and he kissed me and he asked me not to do it again Well, the moral is, to play it cool Let your guy know you're nobody's fool When he gets to thinking you're all his own Let him know that you can take him or leave him alone That makes him mad boy, hot dog, that makes him mad And he'll hug you and he'll kiss you and he'll ask you not to do it again Yeah, he'll hug you and he'll kiss you He'll squeeze you and he'll please you And he'll ask you not to do it again