I'm singing broadway and I love it!
I'm singing broadway and I'm proud!
You can keep your springsteen.
Shove your chaka.
I really don't care for that kind of kaka.
Ethel, liza, chita, that's my crowd, my crowd! Yes-sah, I'm singing broadway and it's heaven!
'cause "heaven" is a song from a broadway show!
Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears
And I'll feel like yul brenner for the next thousand years!
Ah, broadway, broadway, broadway! brrrrrravo! Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair,
Or an ugly boy singing off key? Give me a broad who's got tits out to there,
Belching it out to the balcony!