[Verse 1: Jack Diddly]
I hate Mondays
Because I hate working
It's so mundane
Now my brain's hurting
Still, one thing remains certain
I've been loaned cash
Getting smashed since the raised curtains
The rest of the way
I guess is the same
A test of my faith which left me enraged
Great, now everything is hectic
You better show me where to head
To find the quickest exit
Am I supposed to sit back - accept this
f**ed with the broken, the riff raff, neglected
Another tin can ingested
Mismatched, kick back
Intact, rested
Still rejected
Feel pathetic
I've worked in dead-end jobs and regret it
But this'll never stop, just forget it
It's like we're being tested
[Verse 2: Jack Diddly]
How'd you perceive me
Drowsy, dreamy
Drowning Houdini
Scrounging for freebies
I'll tell you everything
I doubt you'll believe me
Shouting, screaming
Lousy, cheeky
Slid the round, shameless
Kick about, aimless
Figure out the dangers
But sniff around, blameless
I'm getting drunk without trouble here
See, I'm more than a clean-cut above my peers
A bit keen, but I'm soon to be global
Sick dreams, giving food for the hopefuls
Sit mean, gettin' boozed down the locals
Smooth out the vocals, glued to the Pro-Tools
Head forwards through the deep waters
I'm always being told I should be cautious
And now I'm in the cold and I feel nauseous
It's like I'm being tortured