I was tired of my lady
We have been together too long
Like a warn out recording
Of a favourite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns, There was this letter i read
If you like pina colada's
And getting caught in the rain
If your not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then i'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape
I didn't' think about my lady
I know that sounds kinda mean
But me and my old lady
Had fallen into the same old dull routine
So i wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though i'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes like pina colada's
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called o'malley's
Where we'll plan our escape
So i waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said oh it's you
He we laughed for a moment
And i said i never knew
That you like pina colada's
And getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Your lady i've looked for
Come with me and escape
If you like pina colada's
And getting caught in the rain
If your not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then i'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape