[Connor]
Dear Evan Hansen,
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it s**s that we don't talk that much
I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
[Evan, spoken]
Why would you write that?
[Jared, spoken]
I'm just trying to tell the truth
[Evan, spoken]
You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously...
[Jared, spoken]
Okay you need to calm yourself!
[Evan, spoken]
This has to be perfect, okay?
The emails have to prove that we were actually friends.
They've got to be completely realistic
[Jared, spoken]
There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another.
[Evan, spoken]
Let's go back.
[Jared, spoken]
In fact, it's something quite beautiful.
[Evan, spoken]
Let's go back Jared!
[Connor]
I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard
[Jared, spoken]
Hard?
[Connor]
Has been bad
[Jared, spoken]
Bad?
[Connor]
Has been rough
[Jared, spoken]
Lame!
[Connor]
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
[Jared] (spoken)
Very specific
[Evan, spoken]
Shut up
[Connor]
I like my parents
[Jared, spoken]
Who says that?
[Connor]
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking d** then everything might be alright
[Jared, spoken]
Smoking d**
[Evan, spoken]
Just fix it!
[Jared, spoken]
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
[Evan, spoken]
Well I want to show that I was a good friend,
Y'know? That I was trying to help him
[Jared, spoken]
You are just cute as a freaking bu*ton
[Connor]
If I stop smoking crack
[Evan, spoken]
Crack?!
[Connor]
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
it's easy to change if you give it your attention
all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
sincerely, me
[Jared, spoken]
Are we done yet?
[Evan, spoken]
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
[Jared, spoken]
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
[Evan, spoken]
I'm not hyperventilating
[Jared, spoken]
You're having considerable trouble breathing
[Evan, spoken]
I'm having no trouble breathing
[Jared, spoken]
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
[Evan, spoken]
I'm not hyperventilating!
[Evan] (sung)
Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing d**
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
[Jared, spoken]
No!
[Evan]
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
[Jared, spoken]
Ridiculous!
[Evan]
Dude I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
[Connor]
Just wait and see
[All]
It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
it's easy to change if you give it your attention
all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
sincerely, me
[Connor]
My sister's hot
[Evan, spoken]
What the hell?
[Jared, spoken]
My bad
[Connor]
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send
[Evan]
Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just glad to be your friend
[Evan and Connor]
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
But not because we're Gay
No not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
[Connor]
Well anyway
[Evan]
You're getting better everyday
[Connor]
I'm getting better everyday
[Evan and Connor]
We're getting better everyday
[All]
Hey hey hey hey!
It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
it's easy to change if you give it your attention
all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
sincerely,
Miss you dearly
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me