[Intro]
"Cause I ain't going out like a s**a, no way"
I'm nice right now
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air
[Hook]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
I danced my a** off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pa** out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
[Verse 1]
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Bankers Club, and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup, let's get f**ed up (Let's get f**ed up!)
I'm next on the table, who want what
I am champion, at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it, otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
Woke up today, and all I could say is, um
[Hook]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped it)
I danced my a** off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pa** out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
[Bridge]
Man I love college (Hey!)
And I love drinking (Hey!)
I love women (Hey!)
Man I love college (Hey!)
[Verse 2]
I can't tell you what I learned from school
But, I could tell you a story or two
Um yea, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pa** out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house, 'til the booze gone
And don't have s**, if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night, find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
Woke up today, and all I could say is
[Hook]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped it)
I danced my a** off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pa** out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
[Bridge]
Man I love college (Hey!)
And I love drinking (Hey!)
I love women (Hey!)
I love college (Hey!)
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink, as high as they can
As high as they can, and repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
(That party last night)
Man I love college, I love it
(That party last night)
Goodnight everybody
I gotta head back to cla** for a little bit
[Hook]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped it)
I danced my a** off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pa** out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man i love college
[Outro]
But after that
You know what's goin' down
My house and 3 kegs
See you there, you're all invited
Bring your friends, bring your mom
Do I really have to graduate
Or can I just stay here the rest of my life?