[Verse 1]
Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-cla**, and white
It's a b**h, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
[Verse 2]
I got sh** runnin' throught my brain
It's so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains
[Chorus]
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers fixes all my sh**ty tracks
[Verse 3]
I'm pissed off, but I'm too polite
When people break in the McDonald's line
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
I don't know how much I can take
Girl, give me something I can break
[Chorus]
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Quiet Riot did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the cheques and face the facts
That some producer with computers fixes all my sh**ty tracks
[Verse 4]
In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's blasting me with hate
And ba**
Sendin' dirty vibes my way
Cause my great great great great Grandad
Made someone's great great great great Grandaddies slaves
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Preparation-H
[Bridge]
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-cla** and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-cla** and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-cla** and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle cla** and white
It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say
fu*k!
[Chorus]
Just like Jon Bon Jovi did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the cheques and face the facts
That some producer with computers fixes all my sh**ty tracks
These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah
[Outro]
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**'