I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast,
She'll make you toast
She don't use bu*ter,
She don't use cheese,
She don't use jelly or
Any of these
She uses Vaseline,
Vaseline
I know a guy who
Goes to shows
When he's at home and
He blows his nose
He don't use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or
Any of these
He uses magazines,
Magazines
And I know this girl who
Reminds me of Cher ?
She's always changing the
Color of her hair
But she don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to
Be real orange
She uses tangerines,
Tangerines,
Tangerines,
Tangerines