I hate to do this, but you're a pain in the neck I thought you knew this, you're handing me a canceled check You're so helpless, your girlfriends think you're a saint I'll give you a quarter, I'll keep my judgments to myself And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't wanna beg It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone Count your blessings and do the things that you should
Oh, the has-beens never had it so good Stormy weather, the kids are makin' a racket In the wilderness, the wild lives are so mild And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't wanna beg It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't wanna beg It's crystal clear, your time is nearly gone