In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
k** the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park (Yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you k** me? Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the c**aine nose job The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz) Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me?
(Drive-by body pierce) (Yo bring it on down)
Soy
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it) Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me?
(I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me?
Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby) Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)