In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
k** the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with a loser and the cruise control
Babies in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat
Someone came in saying I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo
Cut it
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phoney gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the c**aine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
That's choking on the splinters
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (Drive-by body-pierce)
Yo, bring it on down, soy
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (Uh)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (Oh, sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby
So why don't you k** me? (You know what I'm sayin'?)