[1st Verse]
One at home, one for the road / slow down, wouldn't let it come to it, so
Pour one for me, hooray for me / still going crazy to that bootleg CD
So old school, me and my crew / drink until the clock strikes noon
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
Kennedy-Square, femmes everywhere / but the guys too busy fixing their hair
Some things changed, seems kind of strange / but I rather focus on that vixen, oh yeah
Got the brush-off, so I rushed off / back to my squad, motherf** it, drink it off
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
Heard there's a college party nearby / follow that gal with the pierced eye
It'd be a folly to miss out, get a kick out of this, now
Where them hoes at - amour propre? How you know that? Don't go there
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
Veggie burgers? Wanna hurt us? Bet'cha hearda us, pet murderers
Seriously, b**h, where the food at? That's the kind of sh** that gets the mood dragged down
Don't do that, organic drinks / these f**s as stiff as manikins
Whatever happened to them barbarians / and b**haz open to shenanigans?
[Hook x2]
SO! Do you wanna have a good time and too take it slow?
NO! Well then f**ing loosen up, let the good times roll!
ROLL! Hands up, let me know when you're ready to go!
OH! Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know!
[2nd Verse]
Second round's on me, so bounce with me / brought a pound of weed, under the counter, see
You can count on me, dog; I'm bound to please / everyone that get-get's down with me
Come around and see, some mind-blowing sh** / hard-drinking chicks the kind I'm rolling with
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
Try to keep up, while I speed up / no reruns or refunds
If you're feeling ill at ease, promise you will at least / give it a shot and keep in mind, my motto:
If you see me wobble, you need more bottles / injection nozzles, so you can follow so
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
How'd I wake up with this headache, all bruised? / packets that say “for medical use
Only” but the more radical issue / why in the f** did I get a “sweet devil” tattoo?
Right across my neck, right across the bed / lies a b**h with an “angel tat” on her a**
Everybody put a can in their hand, my com-- / hold on a sec, there's more than that
“b**h” tatted on her back, wrap your head around that / better check mine, read what it says
“f**ing A”, at least not today / woke up on a park bench f**ing naked
Plus it's kind of great / fine line to crazed / but f** it, I'm in my prime these days, so
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
[Hook x2]
SO! Do you wanna have a good time and too take it slow?
NO! Well then f**ing loosen up, let the good times roll!
ROLL! Hands up, let me know when you're ready to go!
OH! Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know!
[3rd Verse]
Lost my key in my pocket / weed and that hard liquor got me f**ed up big time
No point in going home / leave that boy alone / ‘fore he-- (*needle drop, puking sound*) I'm fine
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
Get a refill / boy, me's still / up for that special week's deal
Two for one buck / feeling somewhat / f**ed up but since I'm known to be ill
Taking several shots like amoral cops / my gauge I'm trying to rebuild so
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
And I came to get loose / playing duck, duck, goose / b**h, I f** like Cruise / Tom, my buckshot juice
‘ll get you knocked up not / you can be a hot s*ut / face all covered in white hot ooze
Oh, I see you got a problem with f**ed up dudes / covered in puke, well, b**h, f** you
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
I'm going hog wild / memory's stored in archive / all the way in the back of the room, yea' the dark side
You can only access it part time / so in order to know what it's like; must join the dark side
So soon as I step in this motherf**er swing the bar knife / slice that lime, “Cuba” all night
Everybody put a can in their hand, my command / drink in one go, now c'mon, let's move
[Hook x2]
SO! Do you wanna have a good time and too take it slow?
NO! Well then f**ing loosen up, let the good times roll!
ROLL! Hands up, let me know when you're ready to go!
OH! Let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know!