Did you hear 'bout Anderson the old bum?
Went on a binge drinking white rum
Laid on the tracks just to rest some
He never heard the train-a-comin'
Sing me a country western song
Make it something that I can sing along with
Play it fast or play it slow
But bring that thing way down low
So Sally Ann will know how I feel
Whoa, that dog craps everywhere
Looks like it's time to rearrange some chairs
Let's toss the throw rugs all over there
Chuck a lend of Glade up into the air
There, now!
Sing me a country western song
Make it something that I can sing along with
Make it fast or make it slow
But bring that turd way down low
So Sally Ann will know how I feel
Sally Ann's new boyfriend, Willie Neumar
Busy puttin' a C.B. in her new car
Didn't have to stick his head out far
For I came down upon him with a crowbar
Whoops whoops whoops
Sing me that country western song
Make it that one that I can sing along with
Play it fast or play it slow
Just bring that thing way down low
So Sally Ann will know how I feel
Yeah Sally Ann's got to know how I feel
Sally Ann listen how I feel