[Female choirs]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don’t know you don’t know
Welcome to Miami now
[Baxter Dury]
I don’t think you realise how successful I am
I’m like a shipping tycoon
Full of promise and cum
I’m a salamander
Short riff lover-boy
Causing grief to the bleeding eyes
I’m the turgid f**ed up little goat
Pissing on your f**ing hill
And you can’t sh** me out
‘Cos you can’t catch me
‘Cos you’re so fat
So f** ya
I’m Miami
[Female choirs]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don’t know you don’t know
Welcome to Miami now
[Baxter Dury]
I don’t think you know who I am
I’m the sausage man
The shadow licker
I’m the tiny little ghost
That features in your despondent moments
The timeless whisper
The gla**y dude
I’m the science of all that’s wrong
And I’m making you think that you doubt
Everything you love
But I’m here to stay
I’m Miami
[Female choirs]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don’t know you don’t know
Welcome to Miami now
[Baxter Dury]
I’m the great sleeper
I’m the bookkeeper
I’m the vicar
I’m the main course
I’m Morgan Freeman
I cut master Neon Angels
I’m the night chef
The eye doctor
Mister Maserati
I’m king of the migraines
Soiled Lord of Tears
I’m the urban goose
I’m a river of dead fish
I’m Miami
[Female choirs]
Welcome to Miami now
Broken promises are here
I don’t know you don’t know
Welcome to Miami now