[Hook: Mediumjay]
This girl told me don't be buy quarters
You need to start flippin' s**m like there's no tomorrow
So I did, Until my fore arm had broke, Started stealing seamen cause I was broke
Had A b**h swallow up Steve until he had no mo
Sold it on E-Bay saying it had to go
Everything worked out as planned befo
But 9 months later the baby popped out with an afro
The mother said all hell no
[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
So we started fighting right
I had her in a headlock, grip vice
I could'ave ended her life but I decided to think twice
And beat her to d**h more pain for tonight
Cripple cross face, punching my knuckles in her face
Beat her till my lungs gave out and copper I could taste
I beat her like you hear the kick in the ba**
I kicked her in the lower waist than began to rape
Busted in her then I knew I had to flee the place
Left my DNA so it's an open and shut case
Facing life with a straight face, I'm still unfazed
They don't know I was carrying mace
Pulled out the mace and Sprayed the judge
Security pulled out guns, I used the lawyer as a human shield
And only my legs and the arm I was shooting with was revealed
[Verse 2: Based Jesus]
Sittin' in the audience, Pull out my sword of steel
I'm gunna show all these bailiffs I'm the real deal
Put em down for my f**in' friend, and we just dip out the crib and we live
Yeah, We was chillin' Cuba, with f**in' 2Pac, and f**in' Jay-Z
Everybody is just f**in' chilling there, We take the spaceship to Mars
And then we take all of our nice f**ing fancy cars
That can go in zero gravity, just kiddin' a little bit less
Cause Mars is smaller, n***a I'm a baller
Almost a Scientist, Don't f** with me you'll reminisce
With the past I make your life
Just flash before your eyes you'll realize
That I'm the type of guy that goes hard like a spy
I'm the FBI, Don't f** with the CIA
I don't give a sh** I get laid like everyday
Come into Paris, with a f**ing AK
I don't give a f** what's my name Billy Mays
I leave you in a craze, Cause I'm f**in' crazy
b**hes be lazy, They just wanna blaze me
I don't give a f**, My dick's too big she can't take me
Names Tracy, Said she wanna rape me
But I told her that it comes with a great fee
She gotta s** my dick in a f**in' grape tree
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Based Jesus]
I said hell no too, What do you think that I do
I just busted in your upper lip, Not your lower sh**
You ain't pregnant by me, and if that was my kid he wouldn't be so damn ugly
I looked at your husband, I was like it's him
But all she wanted to do was f**in' swim
In my juices, Unless she threw it up later
And then put it into her Vagina like a motherf**in' masturbater
What's up with this sh**, She's f**in' sick
Tryna blame me to pay that b**h
Hell naw, Your a motherf**in' trick
I told you what I did, Don't f** with this sh**
I'm not going to lie to the Attorney
Cause to catch me would be a real Journey