[Round 1: Charron]
Step is cool
[HFK]
With seven views
[C] We're stepping through your center zone
[H] We're Centrafuse
[C] For revenue
[H] Plenty views we're getting known
[C] The staff suspects that you
[H] And Step would lose
[C] They sent you two against Charron
[H] So Step and 'Tone
[C] We'll step on you
[H] Cause Step and you
[C] Are stepping stones
[HFK]
Listen homie, you need to drop the mic man, die
Cause I'm lethal and the homie Charron is a little beast
And I should send Bartone to Iran
[Charron]
Why?
[HFK]
Cause it's legal to beat b**hes in the Middle East
[Charron]
Barton is such a loner he's like, "Leave me be. I live a life of secrecy."
I asked him if I he has friends and he said, "Of course...I have season 3 on DVD."
[HFK]
You gave Step AIDS, you got that disease from B
So now he calls this rapper with AIDS, Step Easy/Eazy
[Charron]
E!
[HFK]
Y'all need to understand
That even if I lived in Buckingham
Wore a female duffle bag
Shaved my chest, got a couple tans
Gave Charron a bubble bath while I jerked him off with my other hand
I could still stand next to him and girls would say, "HFK is such a man."
Dawg, your broad is on my dick and that got my awfully pissed
[Charron]
So I brought her on a trip
[HFK]
Stopped and parked the whip
[Charron]
She got my hardest kick like a Bronx or Harlem chick
[HFK]
Then I chopped and carved the b**h on some Paul Bernardo sh**
So me and Charron get a lot of hate
Cause apparently we don't pop the 8 or toss grenades
But f** that, I don't even need to palm the gauge
Cause Charron hits you from a block away like
[Charron]
I let that ch-ch-chopper spray!
Your hip hop knowledge, not that great
You told me your favorite rapper is Dr. Drake
[HFK]
Bartone knows those hoes
In Cambridge the man is a rap star and b**hes are blasting his tracks dawg
[Charron]
Really?
[HFK]
Yeah, he don't even gotta ask any damn broads
He just walks up to them, detaches their fat bra
Takes his hat and his pants off, starts demanding a hand job
And begins macking that a** raw
And I don't know how I said that without laughing my a** off
Hey Charron, tell them a true story bruh
[Charron]
Alright bruh
Bartone's sisters make p**no's at their mobile home
And Bartone films their black lovers as they blow their load
And just as soon as his sisters climax like
[HFK]
Oh oh oh
[Charron]
He jumps in like, "Bartone knows those hoes!"
Yo, you're so easy to dislike you don't get credit time enough
[HFK]
I called up Charron like, "Check these rhymes out cuz
I'm like a 12 step program I'll jeopardize your buzz."
[Charron]
I respect that rhyme it's tough
Did you write that clever kind of stuff?
[HFK]
No it's a Bartone line
[Charron]
Never mind it s**s!
[Round 2: Step Easy]
The first time he did a chick, he went to stick it in
And she was like, "This is it?"
He f**ing got pissed a bit tried flipping it
Like, "You say I have a little dick
Well I'm blazing and busting in your lady-aww, I'm cumming, sh**."
[Bartone]
No, no I don't buy that, that means you were getting laid
In Cali you told me secret you've only reached second base
So I don't get why crowds buy whatever the heck you say
When you actually look like you were born yesterday
[Step Easy]
Triple C versus Jordan Bennett
There were some bars that you rhymed
Where you said HE should've been the one in the car crash that died
[Bartone]
Feelings caught, you did the 100 yard dash behind
The guards fast to hide, trying hard not to cry
Like, "I'm just a sarcastic guy"
[Step Easy]
The Saurus's style
You traced that blueprint
With flips that with the equivalence of, "Yeah well take that, stupid."
And HFK's fam' tries to make tunes but they can't do it
[Bartone]
So Dipset
[Step Easy]
And don't forget your Arab Muzik
[Round 2: Charron]
Ayo I got the craziest flow, it's danger is slow
I was born yesterday looks like I'll have to break through a p**y two days in a row
With flips, I'm honestly greatest
I drop and I make this
Yeah I'm a f**ing nerd with flips, I'm watching The Matrix
He's been my father, he's loved me honestly since grade six
Remember the late slips?
I used to think my mom was the greatest
Well guess what dad? My new step father's a f*ggot
[HFK]
Bartone could give scientists tips
Fly to Pluto and prove there's life that exists
He could have rhymes that are sick
Jump in the booth make five million hits
He could have a 90 inch dick
Run around the world twice while he skips
And people will still say, "Isn't Bartone that guy who fights like a b**h?"
So I had a few rappers over the other day
I'm like, "Yo, let's chug Bacardi, puff some Marleys, and maybe f** with hard beats."
And Bartone came running in with a bunch of Disney movies, and lunch for Arby's like "Slumber party!"
[Charron]
The crowd despises you, so you're getting sonned
Why does everyone hate Bartone? It's not like he's ever hurt anyone
Bartone will think the crowd will be in stitches when he's writing his rhymes
Then it's silent
[HFK]
But why?
[Charron]
Well cause Bartone's not really a likable guy
[HFK]
Oh, valid point
You've been shown hate ever since you entered the battle scene in '08
And before all your battles Organik is like
[Charron]
"Bartone's up next. Yo wait."
[HFK]
And everyone's like, "Oh great...smoke break!"
Your favorite rapper is Kap Kallous
He think's that he's rad man
He's like, "Only a genius could rhyme "cat man" with "rap man" I am officially a Kap fan."
[Charron]
Bartone you do not put the O into O.G
You put the "goat" into "goatee"
I got chemistry with ladies
[HFK]
What's your formula
[Charron]
Beautiful s** sk**s
Bartone's got chemistry with ladies
[HFK]
What's his formula?
[Charron]
Rufies and red pills
Bartone's girl was seeing another man
[HFK]
So he dumped that b**h
[Charron]
She's like, "If you want this to work you'll have to fight for me."
[HFK]
He's like, "f** that sh**."
[Charron]
When Bartone approaches a girl he's like
[HFK]
"Did you know I'm k**ing those ciphers?"
[Charron]
And the girl usually responds with a
[HFK]
"What makes you think you're a really dope rhymer?"
[Charron]
So he leans by the bar, takes a puff of his cigar and says
[HFK]
"Well...you're talking to Zilla's ghostwriter."
[Charron]
Keep going cause these are some dumb rappers
I'm against a f*ggot and a Green Bay fudge packer
Ayo I keep going, he's Green Bay? But you know I'm in my prime
You could beat anyone there, I don't care about the Super Bowl the title is mine
This is a half time show I'm slicing your spine
I'll butcher you worse than Fergie did to Sweet Child Of Mine
[Round 3: HFK]
Yeah, I'm a fat motherf**er, I'm eating all night
And I only partnered with Charron so I can get free Doritos for life
Whoa, I remembered it happened last year
When Bartone had a few beers and started throwing throwing those jabs like a queer
And actually kicked a man in his rear
And everyone was like
[Charron]
"Wow, Bartone's career is over"
[HFK]
And I'm like, "Wait a minute. When the f** did he have a career?"
[Charron]
Bartone was a child actor going for dreams
But really reading big words on scripts was hopeless it seems
Like, "First I grab the cat. Then I go to the trees
Then I hand it off to Brigante."
Brigante!
[Bishop Brigante]
He don't even know what that mean
[HFK]
You're such a skinny f*g you'd probably OD off a nickle bag
Every b**h you shag had tits that sagged
And what's really sad
Is that even if I wringed Bartone like a towel for a hour
I couldn't get one drip of swag
...not one
[Charron]
Jesus titty twisting Christ
You're such an ugly queer
You're the reason Bishop asks us to take down that f**ing mirror
[HFK]
You f**ing hick
Your cousin Rick is your uncle Nick
Every time you give your mom a kiss
You're like, "I love you sis"
[Charron]
You live in Cambridge, a town with an abundance of hicks
Every Father's Day you buy your older brother a gift
[HFK]
f** your custom made stunner shades
Wearing sungla**es to a battle makes you look like a clown and it's dumb
But I'm shocked you didn't wear you didn't wear 'em today cause you're about to get sonned
{Charron puts on the stunner shades that Bartone usually wears}
[Charron]
Ayo it's Bartone, I'm lyrical, bow to my greatness
You gotta gel your hair to understand these powerful statements
I wear sungla**es in clubs cause I know that I'm famous
And people get really scared when I get in their face and call them a f*ggot, f*gGOT!
[HFK]
Yo, you're the cheesiest clone
[Charron]
That's a weak setup
[HFK]
Alright, uhhh, you like eating beans with Stallone
[Charron]
That's an even weaker setup
[HFK]
Aw f** alright, I'm gonna come and pee in your home
[Charron]
That's the weakest set-
[HFK]
Holy f** sh** Corey leave me alone!
See, it doesn't matter if my setups are weak and blow
Cause Bartone and Step Easy ain't known
And the only reason y'all watching this battle was for me and Charron
[Charron]
Jason quit rapping, become a lumberjack
You lost six battles in a row, you're f**ing wack
Against Pat Stay
[HFK]
Jason was cut in half
[Charron]
Against Kid Twist
[HFK]
Jason was cut in half
[Charron]
You're like Jason from Friday The 13th with the f**ing mask
You keep getting murdered on camera and no one understands why you're coming back
This Jason is Jason Voorhees knock off replacement
You stab guys right before they get laid
[Both]
You co*k blocking f*ggot
[HFK]
Yo, and you guys wanna say-
{Organik cuts them off because of time}