[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber, wear oversized sneakers, and sing into mirrors
And my- my government grew me, in a laboratory, to become the next big teen hearthrob
[Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good, next we should, test out how he performs the hook!
[Austin:] Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools
See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool
Chasing a broad, acting like I am in love
Singing a song, that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb
[Justin Bieber:] Who is this scum?
[Austin:] Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm f**ing perfect, b**h
[Girl:] No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize, that this song sounds just like, Bye Bye Bye
[Scientist 1:] Everyting's looking great, with Austin
[Scientist 2:] Wait, who is that?
[Scientist 1:] Oh sh** it's Justin
[Justin:] This needs to stop
[Scientist 2:] Crap he found us this is bad
[Justin:] You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop crotch pants
[Austin:] Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my a**
[Justin:] That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match
[Austin:] OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag
[Justin:] Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
[Scientist 2:] What the hell is happening?
[Scientist 1:] Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake, we need to deactivate