[Carly] I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear
I'm wearing your underwear that I stole from your place
[Carly] I'm a total psycho
Spying through a window
I'll k** that Michell hoe
And take over as first lady
[Carly] Hi, nice to met you
I'm friggin crazy
When I k** your wife
You will marry me
[Carly] Carly Rae Obama will be my new name
I've been your stalker since your first campaign
[Obama] Whoa I don't know you
Your friggin crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy
[Carly] You might not realize it yet
But we'll soon be having s** inside the Oval Office
[Obama] Your totally insane
[Carly] Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard
Please stop or I'm gonna barf, you look worse than McCain
[Carly] Now i'm gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top
Oh my head hit a rock
OMG it's really bloody
[Carly] I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers
They smell good, don't they?
[Obama] Get those damn boxers out of my face
Or else I'll gonna call the C.I.A
[Carly] No! Please I love you!
Just give me one taste
[Obama] Take one step closer and I'll scream rape
Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the ba**
[Carly] Oh that's Osama
[Osama] My d**h was a fake
[Obama] When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad
But secretly I've always liked your s**y beard and hat
Will you be my man
Will you call me maybe?