[Taylor Swift] It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin
[Harry] HELP ME!
[Taylor Swift] Shut up, Harry!
[Taylor Swift] I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge
[John] You're sick!
[Taylor Swift] Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape
[Harry] b**h give me back my f**in face
[Taylor Swift] Fat chance
Today is the first day of the never ending hell day
It's time!
[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] Now, you will be mine until the end of all time
I will never let you leave
[John] Somebody call the police
[Taylor Swift] You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out
[Jake] Why are you dancing like that?
[Taylor Swift] Cause I'm a psychopath
Now it's your turn to dance
[Joe] AHHHHH! You just shot me in my a**
[Taylor Swift] You shouldn't of dumped me
Now you're all burried
Let's watch Taylor Perry
[Exes] Please, just k** us
[Taylor Swift] It's MADEA GOES TO JAIL
[Exes] AHH!
[Taylor Swift] My favorite movie
Hallelujah
[Joe] This proves she's crazy
[John] AHHH! It's making my eyes bleed
[Taylor Swift] Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my d**h cult
[Joe] Ah, excuse me!
[Taylor Swift] After the murder ritual
[Exes] Oh crap!
[Taylor Swift] Ane we will spend eternity together below
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!
[Exes] Uh oh!
[Taylor Swift] All the rumors are true, I am Satan
[Exes] Yeah we knew
[Taylor Swift] Their heads must all come off
BRB I'll get the saw
[Joe] Dude, she dropped her cell phone
[John] Pick it up, call the Po – Po
[Jake] We'll be dead once they get here
I have a better idea, Send!
[Taylor Swift] AH! What are you doing?
[Exes] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Taylor Swift] AH!
[Exes] We were not doing anything
[Taylor Swift] No matter! Time to die
Oh, no, no, no!
[Taylor Swift] I'll see you in the after life
[Jesus] Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
[Exes] OMG! It's JESUS!
[Taylor Swift] HOW DID YOU FIND ME JC!
[Jesus] I got a text from Jake G
[Jake] We're actually quite close
He likes all my Facebook posts
[Jesus] And he follows me on Twitter
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you
[Taylor Swift] I can't move
[Jesus] With this holy water balloon
[Taylor Swift] Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
[Jesus]Sorry, but your time here is through