When the show stops in your dressing room
Wonder who these people are
Two little girls are standing by the doorway
Aren't you glad you're a star
They say that they're going to London
They say that the boys down here are not their cup of tea
They say that they're not like the other girls
Although they giggle, you think they'd go back to the hotel
Me and my mate can sing - we're not staying here forever
Me and my mate can sing - we're not waiting for the rest to catch up
And if not this time then the next time
And if not your band, some other band where we can sing
We don't need your names on bits of paper
Got a couple of our own
Well we won't say no to a bit of floor space
I think we've missed the last bus home
They say that they've had it with college
They say that they just try and stop you being who you are
They're not really liked by the other girls
Like Patti said they got something to hide here called Desire
Me and my mate can sing - There's gotta be something better than this
Me and my mate can sing - Get married isn't our idea of fun
And if not this time then the next time
And if not your band, some other band where we can sing
Me and, me and my, me and my mate can sing
(I said that) me and my, me and my mate can sing
I said that me and my mate can...