If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
Make all your dreams simply reality
Not just another shady f**ing fallacy
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
Make all your dreams baby, simply reality
You know I've never been political
Just too an*lytical
All those talking puppets have reached their social summits
When I am just a spec, about to kick the bucket
You make me such a wreck
See you're my favorite subject
But here's the funny thing about me
If you run your campaign, just wait and see
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
Make all your dreams baby the reality
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
Make all your dreams
You must confess, I got all of the traits
To make you obsess, and let you win this race
If I know that you're with me, I can pull a Lewinsky
I can be your vice tonight
Ain't so scandals in moonlight
You can be my president
Who said you must be celibate?
If you ran for office, I'd lobby for your policies
Make all your dreams simply reality
Not just another shady f**ing fallacy