Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2]
Everyone is in a rush
Because the buildings could collapse
Any second
The air is filled with the smell of vomit
Pollution and rotting eggs are everywhere
Seems as though the entire city was erected
Like some emergency
Jam packed and crowded with so many cars
And no parks anywhere
Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2]
No one prepared me in the slightest
For this
This comes straight out of a science fiction flick about how a city of the future's going to be
No one prepared me for this
Taipei yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2]
Taipei [x4]
Friday night my red backpack was stolen
Oh no
All of my money was inside it
Oh no
I know it was stupid to have it all with me
Oh no
I'm totally broke and I'm getting the f** out of Taipei!