[Verse 1]
I came to axe you a question
Would you rather be sliced and diced or cross-sectioned
Juggle session, check the arms flexin'
Chicks dig ma** and I'm stacked to perfection
Deadly warrior, pro wrestler attitude
I'm about to make you famous show some gratitude
And if you doubt it check out what I did for Aphromoo
Turned a no name into a star just by pa**ing through
That's how I do, all out aggression
(I've got pain to serve) I see you're back for seconds
True legend, top of my profession
Damage amped up like its set to eleven
Make an impression on every single champ I meet
Shaped like an axe and at least eight inches deep
Farm your team like some creeps while I gain steam
Ladies throwing panties at the screen while I'm on stream
[Chorus]
Got cash, got flash, got a k**er mustache
Cut and slash hear the blood splash
High cla**, master of lane hara**
Turns out Doublelift was right, you're all trash
Team stands aside watches as you get pacified
I need a pentak** just to feel satisfied
Hope you're ready for the best catchphrase in gaming
(Welcome to the League of Draven)
[Verse 2]
Soul reaver, make you a believer
Born to be the greatest still an overachiever
Hitting like Mundo with a no CD cleaver
Big dog getting cash, golden retriever
I get a blood rush, wicked blades go nuts
Move speed and AD my sk** set is robust
Stand aside keeps you in my sight like you're handcuffed
Slowed up, autos land 'till you blow up
You can flash if you like, throw the whirling d**h
Blades spin from the fog of war, take your last breath
A never ending stream of steel, I'm so blessed
I'm Heisenberg dealing axes instead of meth
Sk**s beastly, always on a k** spree
Catchin' every axe, never heard of a CD
Execution style better run when you see me
Or I'll be standing on your corpse (too easy)
[Chorus]
Got cash, got flash, got a k**er mustache
Cut and slash hear the blood splash
High cla**, master of lane hara**
Turns out Doublelift was right, you're all trash
Team stands aside watches as you get pacified
I need a pentak** just to feel satisfied
Hope you're ready for the best catchphrase in gaming
(Welcome to the League of Draven)