Soar like Nika, showcase my talents
I'm imbalanced, blow you up with just a chalice
A bird of prey, murder strays, stun and slay
Sting like a bee and I float like Ca**ious Clay
Flashfrost, get squashed, lane is lost
I'm like a boss, you're small and weak, microsoft
One stun and you're done, you better run
Crash in like a cymbal, beat you like a drum
Freeze frame, health low, opps brittle
Perfect aim drop the sky like you're chicken little
Glacial storm, transform the rift, it's an ice age
Wrote your life story, this is the last page
No breaks, one mistake you get destroyed
It's high stakes, I got combos you can't avoid
You look annoyed, I'm overjoyed, I've been deployed
To drop the wall and blow your minds like Pink Floyd
Team split, hard commit, it's over quick
AoE damage, pick up the last hits
So overwhelmed you'll wish you didn't login
You can't win bounce you from the map like Froggen
Double stack, mejais and warmogs
I predict more winter than a ground hog
Drop bombs from the sky like a B2
Ma**acre everything in my field of view
Eagle eye, crystallize, say goodbye
Take control of the helm like George Takei
Warp nine, light speed, huge lead
Your team screams in all chat "report mid for feed"
Wasn't really your fault, we both know
Still you probably oughtta start the surrender vote
3 to 2, that musta been a misclick
Maybe you just want more pain? As you wish
20 stacks, Baron fast, Nashor k**ed
So sk**ed, double damage frostbite on targets chilled
I take focus, Warmogs too much HP
No d**h, egg, ressurrect, k** your whole team
Get aced, fast pace, towers blow
k** the base, take the inhibs, end the show
You respawn, try to fight but it's too up hill
And as your Nexus explodes you hear PENTAKILL