I'm a real, deal thrill seeker
I know the drill
Girl my will's weaker
But how come every time I make the decision
To visit you on the West End
You always gotta bring your best friend
That's my bad
You just caught me at a bad time
Saying that I treat you as if you were just a pastime
And last time, I said that would be the las time
But I still had to “four” it like a backnine
Woah
But if you come get on my payroll
Maybe we can role play, eh
I can't let another day go by, nah
Where I don't make cake
I checked the shadow on my sundial, a while
Would you believe that it was half-day, eh
But every single time the sun's down
Why do I always feel like I'm just half-wake, wait
Mr. Kelly says I'm at an altitude where attitude and gratitude
Go hand in hand,
Like longitude and latitude
I'm asking who else do you know
Has such an aptitude for these platitudes
Cause I cant take it anymore
Eanie, meanie, miney, moe
Pulling b****** by the fours
If she hollas, let ‘em go
She'll be schemin' on the low
Shhh, did y'all hear that
That's the world's smallest harmonica
Playing just for you and all of your friends
No Rachel, Phoebe, or Monica
Andromeda
Phenomena
To monitor
The moniker
Is treat all of you n***** like Donald Trump
On my follow-up
Why? Cause nowadays n***** androgynous
At alcoholic's anonymous
Saying bottoms up
But don't bother us
Which is ironic cause
I'm poppin' bottles off the same emotions I kept bottled up
Now it's time to f*** up the top like a phlebotomist
A product of all of the n***** we tryin' to make proud of us
Chorus:
But if you come get on my payroll
Maybe we can role play, eh
I can't let another day go by, nah
Where I don't make cake
I checked the shadow on my sundial, a while
Would you believe that it was half-day, eh
But every single time the sun's down
Why do I always feel like I'm just half-wake, wait, wait
Can we, can we
Can we, can we
Maybe we can role-play