AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics ST = Special T's lyrics (three crests and a dollar = ten bucks) AG: Spittin' on the mic yo it doesn't get you paid, but if you play your cards right you bound to get laid ST: I didn't have enough for a fancy suit so I thought hey I should be a prostitute Hey man once we're done with the show, I'll be bangin' more trannies than Duece Bigalow My business started small on the other side of town, sellin' knowledge of the fine art of getting' down AG: The girls came daily, by the dozens, ST: I think last Tuesday I f**ed your cousins Yeah they both screamed my name, at the same damn time, ‘cause they were enticed by kick a** rhymes They asked what they owed me and I was like 'Holla' (HOLLA) Ladies for you it's 3 Crests and a Dollar. CHORUS: Special T - 3 Crests and a Dollar If You want me- 3 Crests and a Dollar Come and see, for 3 Crests and a Dollar Man, I Gotta Pee, 3 Crests and a Dollar ST: After awhile had to give up my gig, time to stop munchin' carpet, time to do somethin' big I became a monk yep a man of the cloth, but my Karma Sutra stylings pissed the other brothers off AG: ‘Cause pretty soon he started f**in' ‘round with some nuns, showed those penguin a**ed b**hes how to have some fun ST: I can't help it if I stink of s** appeal,
but I won't complain if she wants to cop a feel AG: So he left the monastery, went back to pimpin' when it comes to s**, Special T aint skimpin' cause ST: It's God's work I do but I don't wear a collar I'll tap that a** for 3 Crests and a Dollar (chorus) ST: So now my a** is rich and famous, AG: excluding the bondage it's been pretty painless ST: I deal in cla**y exotic girls, AG: Special T loves ladies all across the world ST: Even got a girlie out in Bangladesh she really likes it when I stick my tongue up her dress AG: But he Still has time for the local flavour, ST: give me a cherry condom baby and I'll be your life saver. The other day I got a call from mama hola AG: Our little girl Dawna, so hard to control her. We were wondering, how much to make her Holler? ST: "Same as usual, 3 Crests and a Dollar." (Dawna Holla, Three Crests and a Dolla) AG: Now Special T may have crooked f**in legs It's still enough to make your girl sit straight up and beg ST: ‘Cause you know I only aim to please all she has to do is give it a little squeeze But you gotta have my money before I'll come around, My a** ain't cheap- Sex is expensive in this town AG: So remember ladies if you want this baller you best hook him up with 3 Crests Plus a Dollar! (CHORUS)