[Intro]
Hey man
Hey
Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no h*mo
Ohhh no h*mo
Cool
[Verse 1]
When you want to compliment a friend (no h*mo)
But you don't want that friendship to end (no h*mo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (no h*mo)
Say 'no h*mo' so he knows the deal (no h*mo)
Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no h*mo)
And you know you got the best smile (no h*mo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no h*mo)
With your looks you'll make a handsome baby (no h*mo)
I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no h*mo)
It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no h*mo)
Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no h*mo)
Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no h*mo)
Man I can't decide who wore it best (no h*mo)
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no h*mo)
I admit it I'm a fashionista (no h*mo)
And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no h*mo)
D-D-Damn this rose is something special (no h*mo)
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no h*mo)
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no h*mo)
We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no h*mo)
Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no h*mo)
Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no h*mo)
Yo we should watch this gay p**no tape (no h*mo)
But as a joke cause we're all straight (no h*mo)
Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no h*mo)
Yo I think girls look good in drag (no h*mo)
Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no h*mo)
Yo I've been thinking about f**ing a dude (no h*mo)
We could 3-way 69 (no h*mo)
Or human centipede in a line (no h*mo)
Or some docking could be hella fun ( no h*mo)
Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no h*mo)
[Verse 2]
Hey yo no h*mo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
And bu*t f** a dude while he 69s Morrissey
No h*mo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To gave young Socrates the illful release
Hey yo no h*mo but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
These two words have set me free (no h*mo)
Damn it feels good to be (no h*mo)