So it's me and f**in' buddy, right
Doin' 'er up on a friday night.
Like no big deal, just a couple of pops,
A half pack of bud, couple of shots.
Like, might as well make a night of 'er right (yah)
'caus I don't drink much, but I do drink a lot (uh huh)
Like, i'll have four, five, six, ten f**in' beers 'fore I catch a buzz (f** bud)
Most guys'd be frigged right up,
But i'd k** a two-four by six'o'clock.
I gotta two-six stacked in the back of the truck,
And I pretty much don't give a half a f**.
(heh heh heh heh)
Like friggin wah, while i'm hackin' a dart while i'm ga**in' up.
Might just roll right past the club,
But not right fast, just fast enough.
Just fast enough, bud. Just fast enough. (f** yah)
Just fast enough. (uh huh) Not right fast, just fast enough.
Just fast enough, bud. (Oh there y'ar) Just fast enough.
Just fast enough, not right fast, just fast enough.
[Can I get an 'oh f** yeah bud'
From the back to the front
Oh f** yeah bud, oh f** yeah.] Chorus 4x.
Header into town,
Leaned right back,
Slowed right down.
Call that 'turkey low',
Is that fast enough? Just ask around. (oh f** yeah)
Get the windows up,
Rolled up rims, timmy ho's cups.
Just swimming in cigarette bu*ts,
f**in' live it up bud, just kickin' up dust.
Seen buddy on the road,
Finger wave, get nice and slow.
Stop for a bit, f**in' shoot the sh**
Like, "sup bud, how she goin'?" (good'n you?)
f**, got an extra dart? (yup)
f**in' late for work, f**in' truck won't start,
Out of smokes, (sh**)
Beer store's closed. (f**)
f** bud, that's how she goes
Friggin life's a b**h,
Most guys get pissed, I get right pissed.
Like, just keep givin'er sh**,
Till you've pretty much got no sh**s to give.
Like, friggin wah,
f**ed right up, backin' up the truck.
Might just roll right past the dump,
But not right fast, just fast enough.
Just fast enough, bud. Just fast enough. (f** yah)
Just fast enough. (uh huh) Not right fast, just fast enough.
Just fast enough, bud. (Oh there y'ar) Just fast enough.
Just fast enough, not right fast, just fast enough.
[Can I get an 'oh f** yeah bud',
From the back to the front.
Oh f** yeah bud, oh f** yeah.] Chorus 4x.