I just wanna f** so many cooking stars man! They're all just so hot!
Masturbate to Guy Fieri, filet me
Skullf** me and lambaste me, Fieri
Milkin' his titty, oh baby!
You treat me like such a lady, so shady!
Fistful of Fieri spaghetti, I'm ready
You crazy meaty frosted tip yeti
So creepily sweaty, better call the cops
This man's too s**y, ayyy!
Guy Fieri, Guy Fieri, skullf** me, Guy Fieri
Guy Fieri, Guy Fieri, please skullf** me, Guy Fieri
Papa's in the house, what's up?
Hands in the air, wake the f** up!
Papa bout to give you a mouthful
Papa likes it when you tug and pull
Spoonful of co*k and then some
Handful of balls and then cum
You're a**hole's filled with more than his thumb
'Cause he's playing your balls like a snare drum
Ba da ba ba, Papa's in the house! Ba da ba ba, Papa's in the house! Bi di di di bi di di di, Papa's in the house! Bi di di di bi di di di, Papa's in the house!
Don't forget about Bobby Flay
He's gay and he's here to play
Look up, there he is, in your driveway
Through your doorway
Midway to the phone, it's mayday!
He's got your dick on the runway
Cheating on his wife like an action replay
Metaphorically bashing eggs like he's a sundae
As he widdles away at your small little pecker
He's thinking about when he f**ed your sister
(UGNH!)
Uh, it's Bobby Flay, Bobby Flay, Bobby Flay, Bobby Flay
Paula Deen, the queen
She's about to dryclean
Your co*k like a trampoline
Diet full of fats and protein
Hygeine worse than a 16 year old fapping machine
It's obscene but she's about to quarantine
Your dick into the unseen
Fat rolls like a face full of nicotine
Green bean, she's elephantine
A living meme, it'll take more
Than a weighing machine to get the weight on
This human vending machine
Oh! Oh! Oh! [coughs]
Paula Deen, Paula Deen, the queen of the gluttony meme, Paula Deen
Paula Deen, Paula Deen, fistf** me, Paula Deen
Mario Batali
Fat f** rolls up in his Lambo Ferrari
Looks like a big round ravioli, so slowly
Looks like he sees some tasty guacamole
Here he is, in your a**hole
Kicking his balls in there like you're the goalie
Holy, holy HOLY, HOLY!!! HOLY sh*t! UH! UGH, GOD!
He's going hard, putting his pepperoni in your bologna
This is some kinda creepy s**y food ceremony
So unholy. Holy. God, why. WHY!
Mario Batali, Mario Batali, looks like a big round ravioli
Mario Batali, Mario Batali, please f** me, Mario Batali
I've had enough with this rap song now. I kinda feel really disgusting. Although Guy Fieri actually turns me on, that part was true. Um, I'm going to masturbate now... f** my life [coughs]. [in the background] fu*k MY LIFE!