(Verse 1)
Back from rehab,
Vodka red bull,
Pop a xanax,
Pop a handful,
Yeah I'm driving,
Silver lexus,
Drink in hand
While i check my texts,
Filthy trashy it girl sh**,
That's hot, loves it, both were hits,
I'm Ayesha neiers,
f** I'm wired,
Never tired
Who do you think i am?
I'm on my heiress sh**,
Blonde pigtails on my paris sh**,
Hit 1Oak, score some coke,
Boho chic with the gucci tote,
Fabulous just like sharpay,
Brand new watch from cartier,
Bloodys nose, designer clothes,
When I'm out with lindsay clubs never close
(bridge)
I'm hot sh**
See me in the paper
I'm hot b**h
Text me later
I'm f**ing rad
I'm f**ing danger
Believe what you read about me baby
(Hook)
Cause I'm Major
(literally)
(Verse 2)
Hey raisin face
Get the f** out of my light
See you in line with tara
While i walk right by
Sure you're important
But to them I'm christ
American royalty
Dripped in ice
I'm on my britney sh**
Beat your car and get away with it
Laws? Don't apply to me.
So f**ing famous in a day I'm free
I party with your f**ing idol's
My lifestyle makes you suicidal
I'm spoiled rotten you're living rough
I'm nicole richie and your hilary duff
(bridge)
I'm hot sh**
See me in the paper
I'm hot b**h
Text me later
I'm f**ing rad
I'm f**ing danger
Believe what you read about me baby
(Hook)
Cause I'm Major
(literally)
(Bridge)
Oh my god,
she looks good,
oh my god,
you know you wish you could
(Hook)
Cause I'm Major
(literally)