A few years ago, I snuck Freddie Mercury into your son's room
I gave him anesthesia so he'd never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of A.I.D.S., so you wasted your money for nothing
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I made your kid get A.I.D.S
So you could watch it die
I made your kid get A.I.D.S
So you could watch it cry
You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn't worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn't think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you
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Braces, summer camp, college
(You wasted all your money)
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World
(You wasted all your money)
Birthdays, Christmas, The Tooth Fairy
(You wasted all your money)
Lunch money, field trips, toys
(You wasted all your money)