[Chorus:] Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y, you're gay [x4] You volunteer for charity work—you're gay You care about the environment—you're gay You're a ballet dancer—you're gay You're a cake decorator—you're gay
[Chorus] You subscribe to Honcho—you're gay You go to fashion shows—you're gay You love playing hacky sack—you're gay You go to poetry readings—you're gay Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y, you're gay