You have dumb boots—you can't shut up
You love M*A*S*H—you can't shut up
You don't wear pants—you can't shut up
You can't shut up
You have a beard—you can't shut up
It looks real dumb—you can't shut up
You lost your thumb—you can't shut up
You can't shut up
You're embarra**ing—you can't shut up
You can't keep time—you can't shut up
You're a f**ing hank—you can't shut up
You can't shut up
Stop saying "hyper"—you can't shut up
Stop saying "blast"—you can't shut up
You're a pain in the a**—you can't shut up
You can't shut up [x4]