I know this guy named Howard Wulkan
He is really bald
He has no hair on his head
That's because he's bald
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Howard Wulkan
Howard Wulkan
He be working at [?]
He used to work someplace else
He looks like that guy from [?]
And he's bald
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That man is really bald
He looks like Telly Savalas
He could really shave his head off
Rock on, brother
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Rock over Rogaine
Rock on, [?] Brothers
I'm not only the Hair Club president
I'm also a client