I know this guy named Howard
And he's bald
And he's got a goatee
But not on his head
He's a really bald guy
Bald as bald can get
And I wanna tell ya, Howard Wulkan
Is bald to the bone
B-b-b-b-b-b-bald
B-b-b-b-b-b-bald
B-b-b-b-b-b-bald
Bald to the bone