I'm on the beach crankin' my band's sound
The b**hes know we're the hottest around
Their pussies getting hot, juicy, and wet
Cause we're the best band they've heard yet
I like girls, I like metal, I live for p**y
I like getting laid
Crankin' my band's demo on a box at the beach
I'm in the sun, I'm getting hot and tan
There's a line of 50 s*uts who want to f** me
In the back of my van
I see you there, in your tight bikini
Gonna drag you to the back of my van
And make you s** on my weenie!
I'm on the stage, I'm burning fast and loud
Gonna have my roadie give backstage pa**es to all the s*uts I pick from the crowd