You look divorced [x2]
You've got that mopey look on your face
You're 3 months behind on your alimony payments
You're pissed off, your ex married someone new
And you're also pissed off because he's a f**ing j**
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You look divorced [x4]
You sit in a bar, you're always pissed
You're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list
You're fired from your job because you're a f**ing drunk
You'll never get her back because you're a f**ing loser
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