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Bill Scott's dumb [x4]
You were brought up in a nudist colony
And you're also adopted too
You wear those gay pink shorts
And your dog sh**s all over the floor
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You fell down the stairs
And your dog licked your balls
You have an awesome job
But you're always broke
Your girlfriend is ugly, your mustache is gay
Your dog's f**ing stupid, and Bill Scott's dumb