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Rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]
You were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you s**
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You were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9
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You were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would f**ing retire
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