[Verse 1: AWKWORD]
Never a fresh nerd until my first night a college
Graduated with honors, time I acknowledge
I broke my whole body but my brain's still solid
If uncool was always cool I mighta neva needed AWKWORD
Hoodie and jeans, hair a mop under the fitted
All I do is smile twice, got her typing 10 digits
I like the Latinas but this white girl's, delicious
It's gotta be my confidence, I keep the money hidden
We hit the hot spots, together, she making a splash
I'm chilled out, high, picture her in my bath
Grab a few of her friends, then on right to the pad
They empty out jars a white, right, onto the gla**
No second thought to subtlety, lacking the cla**
But as she dances with her friends all I see is that a**
And after an hour or so, I said we, gotsa crash
This is the revenge of the nerds, yeah, monster mash
[Hook (2X): AWKWORD]
Girl, nice guys wanna meet their wives
Just about, anywhere but where we met last night
And thats why, the next day, I say goodbye
Cause even if you it, we didn't start, it, right
[Verse 2: AWKWORD]
Ah, skip the bath, kiss the back of her neck
She shivers, runs, throws herself down onto the bed
She takes a swig a vodka, then gives me marvelous head
Til i pick her up, flip her over, take both of her legs
Her nails in my back, the wall cracking her head
I almost stayed home, look, I went out instead
Now she pushing me away, so I let myself drop
She hops, up on her feet, then does a dance by the (hahaha)
I reach to pull her down, she hits my hand, says stop
Slowly lowers down her body, and gets on top
Moving in that special way, the bed don't rock
Just like the p**no movies taught, this is what's hot
But if you ever watch Bang Bus, you know what we have
A fun little story for me to put in my raps
But that's about all, cause what she needs is a dad
And I couldn't meet my wife on a night like that
[Hook (2X): AWKWORD]
Girl, nice guys wanna meet their wives
Just about, anywhere but where we met last night
And thats why, the next day, I say goodbye
Cause even if you it, we didn't start, it, right