MOISHE
Shalom, Aviad.
AVIAD COHEN
What's up Moishe?
MOISHE
Wait, you do not wear kippah?
AVIAD COHEN
So what's the spiel?
Why am I here?
MOISHE
You tell me.
AVIAD COHEN
All right man.
I'm just gonna cut to the challah.
OK?
AVIAD COHEN
I heard you're looking for the real thing.
MOISHE
But we already have it.
Right?
AVIAD COHEN
Wrong.
MOISHE
What you bring?
AVIAD COHEN
Oh it's just my Bible.
That's all I need.
MOISHE
No Talmud?
AVIAD COHEN
Nah.
I'd rather just go with God's Word.
MOISHE
What is it you say Yeshua's Messiah?
AVIAD COHEN
Yeah.
That's right.
You see it's rather simple actually.
I know that some of ya'll think that
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Is the Messiah, but ya know,
It just doesn't line up with God's Word.
I mean, it's just not in alignment
With prophecy.
MOISHE
And where do you see?
AVIAD COHEN
Well here, let me show you in God's Word.
OK, here it says in Micah 5:2 how the
Ruler over Israel shall come forth from
The line of Judah in Beit Lechem.
MOISHE
What?
AVIAD COHEN
Now I'm gonna show you how
This prophecy's fulfilled.
See in the book of Mattithyahu, chapter 2
Verses 1 and 2, there's Yeshua.
OK, the one they call Jesus, who was also
Born in Beit Lechem of Judea
And Herod the King asked,
"Where is He that is born
King of the Jews?"
MOISHE
King of the Jews?
AVIAD COHEN
See Schneerson was born in the Ukraine.
He never went to Israel.
MOISHE
Right.
AVIAD COHEN
This is pretty simple stuff, man.
I mean, it's not that hard to figure out.
I mean if you wanna go, I can go on.
Ya know?
That's if you can handle it.
MOISHE
There's more?
AVIAD COHEN
Yeah there's more!
See, the Messiah would be k**ed before
The destruction of the temple
Here I'll show you.
In Daniel 9:26
"And after the sixty-two weeks
Messiah shall be cut off and have naught
And the people of a coming prince shall
Destroy the city and the Set-Apart place."
See now in Mattithyau 27:50-51 it reads,
RABBINIC POLICE
This is the Rabbinic police!
You are under arrest!
Drop your Bible now!
AVIAD COHEN
"And Yeshua cried out again
With a loud voice, and gave up His spirit.
And see, the veil of the Dwelling Place
Was torn in two from top to bottom."
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AVIAD COHEN
Whoa, slow your roll
Hebrew Homies!
It's not my fault Jesus is
The Jewish Messiah.
I'm just telling you the Truth.
MOISHE
He's right.
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