Seven ugly midgets sitting in my living room
This is not the smallest sign of an impending doom
In the afternoon
Found a leper leprechaun inside my severed chest
Offered him some help with his unholy quest
In the afternoon
Found a path to wonderland and burned it to the ground
k**ed of every living soul I smothered every clown
In the afternoon
-chorus-
A home where the buffalo roam
The mother, the who*e and the crone
The cyborg, the ghost and the clone
A home where the buffalo
Seven ugly giants sitting in my living room
This is not the largest sign of an impending doom
In the afternoon