Now sweet mother nature
Why must you do this to me
Must I be so offended
By this comedy
Well, I don't give a flying'
'Bout what he has to say
'Cause the hair's all wrong
The shoes don't fit
The eyes the eyes
No mystery
Big s**er
Small guy
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k**er k**er
Ooh my my
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
I read it in the paper
New romance
Puff puff vapour
Career chance
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs;
She pucker moan and sigh
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On TV TV
What a pro
Toupe' toupe'
Where the hair don't grow
Spineless spreading
Of legs and lies
Reception reception stuck in a lift
Dress hiked to her thighs
She pucker moan and sigh,
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King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag
King Sap
Oh and Princess Sag