Coin-Operated Goy
Scary but it's true: He is not a j**
He won't touch a Horah
Won't light a Menorah
And it's not a lie: He ain't even circumcised!
Oi!
A Coin-Operated Goy
I'm not so sure
That he's kosher
Despite what is in the brochure
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham
Plus he tried to pork me in the can
I should go and ask my rabbi if it's a sin if he and I
Do it through a small hole in the sheet
Just big enough to fit my kosher meat
Groin-Masticated Joy!
Oh Boy!
Coin-Operated Goy
Can't hang with the Moyles
He ain't got the curls
I say we convert him
It ain't gonna hurt him
Well maybe down below
He will have to undergo
A groin-Operation ploy
His bris we'll preform
To make his schmuck deformed
The Moil gets a dollar
If he makes him holler
To make his co*k more slim
We'll chop off his foreskin
Give it to the waiter
He'll bless it for seder
We'll nosh on it later
Oh I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
For Rosh Hashanah
A coin operated goy, oh boy!
Coin-Operated Goy
Scary but it's true
He was not a Jew
But honestly no schitzvah
He had a bar mitzvah
But now he;s kosher too
He's just like me and you
A Coin-Operated Jew!
AHA!