I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee
When a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated high school so much
Why was nothing ever changed?
So i called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot
It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock
We got some government funding
And our own private road
And 666 for our radio snow code
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy
Chris Jensen's teaching science & he's still running mountain
We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out
And we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy
And no one made fun of me
At the punk rock academy
Where all the students
They're diagnosed with A.D.D
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right
We will import a token jock, & then we'll kick his token a**!
And there will never ever be a physical education cla**!
Think about it and you'll agree
It's the bizzity bizzity bomb!
And maybe we can get a**** to play the senior prom!
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy
And no one made fun of me