[Verse]
Hopped in the getaway, left Santa Monica
Dan Monick in the back with binoculars
Ant's on the driver's side, I ride shotgun
Looking at the rearview, I think somebody's following
Helicopters clockin' the wrong clockers
I just dropped my kids off at soccer
It's gotta be awkward to walk and talk
With the defiant posture of a giant toddler
Hey, doctor, write me a script
So I can pop the top off and light me a spliff
Watch a documentary that I'll likely forget
Let's stop pretending we got some type of life outside of this
Gonna be okay, little homiе
A hero ain't nothing but a hoagie
Don't evеr let 'em put the baloney up in your bowl of macaroni
Push the bu*ton and put the Dolby in your Sony
Is it live or is it Memorex?
I'm tryna live my best life check to check to check
Never met a pessimist that plays chess
We breaking our necks trying to make it look effortless
And all I wanted was a Pepsi challenge
Staring at your screen like you're checkin' your balance
Like you finally figured out how to fight those fascists
Turned off the headlights, the whole world vanished
[Outro]
That's why, you know what my favorite disaster would be? And Jesus, I pray for one of these
An asteroid, a big fu*king asteroid
And I mean big, never mind this sh*t that destroyed the barn
I'm talking about a big hunk of rock the size of Minnesota
A flaming asteroid the size of Minnesota
Screaming through the atmosphere and smashing right into—
Hey, Minnesota