[Sampled Intro]
(Lets see what we got in here)
{I've got a surprise for you}
{Hebrew National salami}
(Well, mmhmm)
(I don't believe that. I don't believe that)
{Nope, you don't have to believe it at all}
[Verse 1]
I've got bad news for y'all, busters
My words tend to toss into the curb
They got guttered
I f**ing broil so much, I'm this planets top puffer
Do not touch a girls stomach, the spread is not bu*ter
Plus she saved my cum for hot supper
That knob s**ers on a mission for a twat rupture
She called me the number one co*k thruster
On tape trying to sell her videos at blockbuster
And rednecks call her the dirty bathroom
Trucks stops love her
And she smells like hot mustard, do not touch her
Oh yeah, I think we've got another plot structure
Filled when it was stumbled stop stutters
So she stopped stuck with more kids than, what?
..A cow utters.. uh, yeah.. (uh huh)
Um, So please give me a movie role
Where I can throw darts at cucci holes
Transmitting bits and clips of computer codes
On stage dancing like an a**hole wearing stupid clothes
Don't lose control, karma's a b**h, that'll bruise your soul
If we got the Green Bay, I'm a packer of a Super Bowl
Man, i'm super cool. Yeah, I'm super cold
Like the winter days, on Christmas day
You had no presents, Jimmy Page (unwrapping presents)
(Open now b**h) Dumb dude is snapping
While I'm crapping on these captains and
Playing the guitar on where they were camping
Like Eric Clapton
Also dancing, they're on c**aine but I'm on LSD
Mixed with the d** they gave to Manson
Umm, both Charles and Marilyn, f*ggot
Swallow that!
ATM
Bad taste in your mouth
[Sampled Outro]
(Oh I've got to get undressed for that)
{Yeah, you have to many clothes on}