Hey everybody, look at me!
No, seriously, look at me
A perfect combo of brains and beauty
Couldn't need you people to notice me
People say I'm self-obsessed
You would be too, if you were the best
Don't act like you're not impressed
Go ahead, love me, be my guest
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, and also me!
My opinion's more important than yours
Albeit self-serving and misinformed
I'm the only one who matters
And looking like a carrot makes my face look fatter
I'll never win the lottery
'Cause only ethnic people win the lottery
You ever see those people on the TV?
They might be rich, but they ain't me!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, don't forget about me!
Let's, for a moment, talk about you
Okay, time's up, enough about you!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, back to me!
You might be thinking, "What about Trevor and Mike?"
They're all right, I guess. They're no myself and I
With all due respect to my two lucky peers
It's time to concentrate on my solo career
It features me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Everybody!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, (back to me again!)
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!