Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down, 'cause I've moved your chair
Find a well-known hard man and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down, 'cause I've moved your chair
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the Macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down, 'cause I've moved your chair
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh