[Verse 1]
f**ed your mom got the video on my iPad
9 months later had a kid call me i-dad
I'm rad well known for my bad behavior
Spit game to these broads they say I sound like John Mayer
Savior of the rap game when it's in the dirt
Haters step up to battle rap they get they feeling hurt
Cause I tell em facts I tell em how it is
I f**ed your mother broke the rubber gave you a lil' sis
Oh they wanna fight me, oh they wanna fight me
I'll stab them in the neck put em in check no Nike
Always gonna be the freshest kid in school
Make the girlies wet cause in my crib I got a pool
Invite the girls over 18 years and older
[Hook x2]
Too many beers too many blunts wtf is sober
[Verse 2]
Smoked 100grams in a blunt and I'm still here
Applewhizzle rap game too official and I don't care
If you like my sh** or not imma always remain hot
Girls like to swallow me like I'm a patron shot
Under the influence like I'm Marshall Mathers
I'll punch you in the abdomen when you have a full bladder
I'm a rapper climbing to the top without a ladder
Many try to follow but fall and get their guts splattered
All over the floor you want more check the score
100 to none
That's ten more points for Gryffindor
Nod your head yes till your chin hits your chest if you know that I'm the best
Add an "A" make it beast
I'm the king of the east or at least I think I am
k**ing these beats like the son of Sam
God dam always going ham on the track
Always on place with the hook let me take it from the top look
Bring some girls to the studio 18 & over
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3]
But before I go just know that we do this sh** everyday
First thing in the morning getting paid
Then we drinking, smoking, getting laid
Bout to get the ends with some twins, Mary-Kate
And Ashley, no doubt we f**ing both
And we get they bread too, take a loaf
Man this sh** ain't no joke
I'm a crook son not a shook one
Writing lines till the motherf**ing book done
Making hits call those motherf**ers home runs, home runs
Barry bonds b**h f** you and Ya mom b**h
Get money que sober